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The Royals Are Hiring A Window Washer: "Must Not Be Afraid…

The Royals Are Hiring A Window Washer: "Must Not Be Afraid Of Heights"

deadspin.com Updated Sep 14, 2012
Via Baseball Prospectus's Ben Lindbergh, this excellent job posting for which we are already updating our resumés. The Royals are seeking a new window cleaner, and the job consists of all the excitement a window cleaner could hope for.
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