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Kansas City Royals News and Rumors

The Royals Are Hiring A Window Washer: "Must Not Be Afraid Of Heights"

Barry Petchesky, deadspin.com

Via Baseball Prospectus's Ben Lindbergh, this excellent job posting for which we are already updating our resumés. The Royals are seeking a new window cleaner, and the job consists of all the excitement a window cleaner could hope for.

Associated Press, ESPN.com

Royals outfielder Lorenzo Cain is likely out for the season because of a strained right hamstring.

Dick Kaegel, MLB.com

A female parking lot attendant was shot, and her suspected male assailant was found dead of an apparent suicide, at Lot A outside of Kaufmann Stadium prior to Friday night's Royals game.

Paul Hagen, MLB.com

There's a reason why baseball remains endlessly fascinating. In fact, here are four: Brewers, Phillies, Royals and Padres. Each team got off to a slow start this season. Each was widely written off. All have quietly made dramatic turnarounds which, even…